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The Official 
Real Ultimate Power Parody Directory
Webpage

~ Listings of all your favorite hilarious REAL ULTIMATE POWER pages ~


  
Hi, this site is all about parodies of a ninja website, REAL PARODIES.  This site is awesome.  My name is Brian and I can't stop thinking about parodies.  These parodies are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. 
 

Facts: 

1.    Parodies are not mammals.

2.    Parodies are funny ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the parody is to be funny and make people die laughing.

 

Testimonial

Real Ultimate Power? "What the hell is that?!" you ask! It started back in 2001 when Robert Hamburger made a website about Ninjas which was so funny that it has been parodied all over the net. In the early days, he was sued by someone's mom over the website's content but the case was thrown out of court and he was allowed to keep the site up.

The website was originally entitled "The Official Ninja Webpage". In fact, it had little to do with real ninjas but it was so funny that people couldn't resist taking a stab (ha ha!) at making a parody.

This page is the single most extensive directory of these pages anywhere.

Note that some (all!?) may be seen as being offensive. Just read it, laugh, and let it go! 

To get listed in the Real Ultimate Power Directory
 
(1) Add this piece of HTML code exactly as listed below:  
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(2) and then click here to tell us! (It's very worth it! Your site will get hundreds to thousands of visitors)

Note: Make your own Real Ultimate Power website! New Real Ultimate Power pages are added weekly! To get accepted into this directory, add the html code from above and don't flood your page with pop-ups and other spam.


The Real Ultimate Power Webpages
(please report dead links)

Real Ultimate Power: The Original
Ninja (The original)

Real Ultimate Power: The Parodies
Star Trek - Borg
Cats (from All Your Base)
Irish Guys
Latin Dance Instructor
Opera (the browser) 
Lesbian (partial minor nudity)
Girlfriends (BrianX says "Hilarious!")
Hobbits (Lord of the Rings)
Blackhawk
 
Orcs
Phi Delta Chi
Catgirl
Anime
Pony
Women
Beatnik
Gangsta
Praetorian Guard
Rya Hayabusa
Scientology
Stoners
Perl Hackers
Whistle Tip
Mr. T
Beatles Cover Band
Michael Moore
Monkeys
Pirates
Nextel
Republicans
Boozehounds 
sysadmin
George W. Bush (1)
George W. Bush (2)
Terri Schiavo
katamari (Full site)
Steve Ballmer (Microsoft)
Lazerlord

Kane
Mafia
Georges Pernoud
Douches
Lantern Jaw
TribeClown
Penguins
Frequent Fliers
Sport Tourer
Riboflavin
Buffer Overflows
SwimOdin
William Shatner
N00b
Persian

Trogdor
Dust Bunnies
Cobra (GI Joe Parody)
Black Cock (Not what you think!)
Luke
Gary Ezzo
0taku
Free Geek
Yoda
Jedis
Blink 182
Michael Jordan
Dream Theater

Kurt
Ninja PC
Vlad the Impaler
Trombonists
Navy Chiefs
Link
Rabbis
Wigga
Cadets
Airmen
Fishsauce
Derek
Powergamer
Sneaky Bastids
Jason Robert Bell
Cytochrome p450
Highlander
Ash Williams
Puppy
David Icke
Lemmings
Pirates
Used Condoms (gross!)
Robber Baron
Latinos
Bacon
Six Sigma Black Belt
Caveman Robot
mIRC Bot
Eunuch
Fundamentalists
Passion of the Christ
Neutrophil
Enchanters
Trailer Park Barbie

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Real Ultimate Powers that have come and gone

(please report dead links)

Sorority Girls (It was hilarious but now it's gone! Doh!!), Physicists, Sloths, Accountants, Short Asian Girl, Speaker Hos, Conan O'Brien, Bush (2 of them!), Democratic Candidate, Lumberjacks, Hippies, Tigers, Skeedzor, Raptors, Terrorists, Senators, Wizard, Alan, Mike Solberg, Kylie Minogue, Make your own RUP, Real Ultimate Power Cornell Students, Baldwin Brothers, Vaginas, Brian Brohm, Linus Torvalds, Aircraft Carrier, USA, Khym Forum Poster, Bare Axx, James Madison, Koko, Foos, Jenny, Southern Girl, Taco, Americans, Time Cube, Box of Wine, Dragon, Texas A&M Aggies, Tom chin, Techno, Mahler, College Students, Ninja Meatwad Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Kevin Federline (Mr. Britney Spears), Elton John, Dead Philosophers, Squids, Yoopers, Jansson, Sam, Vanilla, Abe, Sean, Dragoon, Hackers, Jackalope, vegetarians, Vintage Motorcycle, Pilgrims, Gay Guy, Real Ultimate Power Computer Science Guy, Ben, Curling, Michael Jackson, Lawyers, Commando (Ah-nold!), Mrs. Uboh, Real Ultimate Power Bums, SARS, Space Robots, Photographers, Hobos, Shaman, Ricer, Mechanics, Square RPGs,Samurai, Blue Party, Yi, Fidel Castro, Gypsy, Geek, Fan Film, Director, Deceiving Demons, Scott Saval, Charver, Newgrounds Spam, Martin Luther, Ravers, Tool, Rednecks, DJ Thief, Kate, Stefanie, Michael Jackson, Furby, Minpin, Lawn Wranglers, Suit, Liberals, Liquor Store Clerk, Real Ultimate Power Huey Lewis, Electrical Engineer, Engineer, Paintballers, Physicists, Librarians, Econ Major, Boa, Zombies, Butchers, Hoes, Kory Smith, Shirts with Balls, Space Elevators, Bobby Sixkiller, Fat Girls, Goth / Emo, Wombat, Saxon, Captain Marvel, Mullet Man, Internet, Black Momma, Zeppelin, Commie, Programmers,  Korean Guy, Science Guy, Mathematicians, Shotty, Big Tymers, Kool-Aid Man, Hello Kitty, WoCN, Mecha-Streisand (South Park).

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