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Paris Hilton. What can one say? She is the inspiration for every young boy or girl who wants to be famous one day for doing virtually nothing. I am sure
the Christmas list of every little girl will include something along the lines of, "And please, Santa, make mommy and daddy super rich so I can one day be a celebrity for it. Maybe I can even get a reality show based around my ignorance, because everyone loves watching a stupid girl that somehow missed getting a good education despite having loads of money."
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I was trying to find the sex tape of Vicky Motel Six on the "Daughters of Motel Chain Owners" porn site when I stumbled across the Paris Hilton Sex Tape. For some reason, this poorly produced special-ops porn has struck a chord with society. Poor society.
My first reaction was, "Damn, and I thought
Paris Hilton looked demonic in daylight!" After a few moments, I got used to it and realized that even with glowing white eyes she actually looks less evil than usual.
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The
original video is shown and reviewed here. After this one, a much
clearer extended version came out. Visit the website above. It's the
only and BEST place to download the full legal version.
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"...sex
on a bed with the television on..."
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I can understand why this video was so popular. How many times have you been trying to
f*** some girl with ADD when suddenly the phone rings, she answers it, and you are left with your shrinky willy blowing in the breeze? Not to
mention that Paris has the remote to the television by her side. I bet she had E! Television on for foreplay.
On the other hand, she may have a nice body but how about thousands of other porn stars who have the same body and never get this extreme attention?
And porn stars look human with their clothes on.
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Paris Hilton looks like an overgrown albino
praying mantis in the first sex video. Did you know there is a fine if you kill Paris? When I see her I think, I should put her in my garden to take care of my pest problems. I have to give the guy banging her some props. For starters, he is not wearing a condom. If I were screwing some ultra rich chick, I would want her to have my baby. He was really putting in a good investment. Plus, I believe he was watching Chris Rock while she
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Paris Hilton is sexy in her own way but this sex video kind of takes
away from some of that. Paris Hilton nude and having sex just isn't as
exciting as, well, Paris Hilton posing for the cameras and being famous
for being famous.
My Overall Impression of the first Paris Hilton Sex
Tape
The headboard and throw pillows are a nice touch, but that bedspread has got to go. Plus, the walls seemed a bit bare. You don’t need to have pictures, but maybe a warmer color to go with the washed out green of the night vision. I think this was a forgettable piece that got attention because not enough celebrities, whether famous
or not, are having mediocre sex on tape.
Maybe the mediocre sex sold it. I bet most people would think that a social butterfly such as Miss Hilton could do better than sex on a bed with the television on. No dirty talk? No screaming orgasms? No flailing like a fish just taken off the hook? No toys? No sexy lingerie? Hell, everyone
thought, 'my sex life is more interesting!' The Paris Hilton
Tape
The Paris Hilton Sex Video is currently available in mpg (mpeg) as well
as DVD and the classic VHS tape format. Although millions of people will
download the Paris Hilton Sex Video (free or not), they may be quite
surprised with what they find. Note
that now there's more than one Paris Hilton sex video that you can
download and get the full, clear view of, well, everything!
New Paris Hilton Sex Video
If you've been a great fan of
the site, you read the info about the Paris Hilton lesbian video ages ago but now it seems the entire world has found out! Celebrity gossip has
been really dull lately and it took the famous hotel heiress to get
everyone excited and buzzing again. Here's the original addendum:
Paris
Hilton and Nicole Lenz
In the first few Paris
Hilton videos, Paris is having sex with Rick Salomon (who is now her
ex-boyfriend) and then Nick Carter, who was in the Backstreet Boys. Now
the latest word is that there is a lesbian Paris Hilton
video where she hooks up with incredible playboy model Nicole Lenz. The
new scandal involves pics from the night rumored to end with Paris
and Nicole getting it on at the Bellagio while Simon Rex filmed. Paris
and Nicole hooked up in a hotel room and make no mistake - Paris Hilton doing Nicole Lenz is
really HOT. Amazing butts and curves. The video and pics have not yet
been officially released. It
turns out that a Paris Hilton storage unit containing her personal items and
home contents sold at auction in Los Angeles. Apparently one of the
items being stored was the Paris Hilton New Sex Video. Get it!
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