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	Brian's Online Dating Application

These questions were designed to ensure the happiness and safety of both Brian and the applicant. Brian is an equal opportunity boyfriend. Remember that Brian respects your online privacy, and would never give this information to anyone unless it was really really funny!

Part 1: Demographic Information

Name:
Email address:
Website:
Phone number:
City/Town:
Province/State:
Country:

Part 2: Personal Information

Gender	Sexual Orientation
Female	Heterosexual
Male	Homosexual
Neither	Bi-curious
Both	Bi-sexual

Measurements (optional):

Current or Completed Education Level:	Current or Intended Occupation:
High School Diploma	Health-field
College degree	Education
Bachelor's degree	Business
Master's degree	Housewife
PhD	Engineer/science
Post-doc	Performance/artist
Other	Career student
	Other

Part 3: Past "Relations"

Previous Dating Experience 1:

Name:

Position:

Start/end dates:

Reason for breakup:

Previous Dating Experience 2:

Name:

Position:

Start/end dates:

Reason for breakup:

Previous Sexual Experience:

Nun wannabe - Still a virgin

Little experience - Started getting some and want more

Experienced - Have had some and crave more

Been around - Have a lot of experience, possibly even a reputation

Been everywhere - Definitely have a rep

Part 4: True Facts

I smoke on occasion
My name is Monica Lewinsky
I pronounced "Sade" correctly the first time
I'm in a sorority
I know what FTP stands for
I love sweets
I have forgotten someone's phone number but remembered their email address
I have spent more than 60 days in prison
I love sex/I'm a nymphomaniac (Note: This will not count against you)
I need more than 6 hours of sleep per night
I occasionally do light drugs (e.g., marijuana)
I occasionally do hard drugs (e.g., extacy)
I have been approached by modeling agencies
I can't wake up without my morning caffeine
There is an odometer on my bed
I'm a member of a law enforcement or government agency
I have a tongue, nose, or belly button ring
I know my mother's daughter's name
I tend to wake up hot and bothered
I have tatoos
I know what Kanuk is

Part 5: Short Essays

Describe your perfect first date:

What are you looking for in a relationship?

How would you incorporate "42" into your life?

Is there anything else I should know?

Brian's Online Dating Application